Tell a joke
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducked.
Elijah
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Beef jerky
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I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having its motives questioned.
"Sorry, my tongue got in the way of my eye-tooth, and I couldn't see what I was saying..."
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SonOfTheExiles wrote: ↑July 9th, 2019, 3:43 pmI dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having its motives questioned.








This is now one of "my" jokes.
Louise
"every little breeze..."
"every little breeze..."
Here's one for all those word nerds (we know who we are):
The past, the present, and the future met in a bar.
It was tense.
(p.s. -- or in a cafe, or in a restaurant, or on a desert island and wearing masks and properly socially distanced)
The past, the present, and the future met in a bar.
It was tense.
(p.s. -- or in a cafe, or in a restaurant, or on a desert island and wearing masks and properly socially distanced)
Louise
"every little breeze..."
"every little breeze..."
A guy walks into a saloon and sits at the end of the bar.
On the bar are bowls of the usual salty snacks, peanuts, chips, etc.
The bartender brings him his drink and steps away.
The guy hears a voice say, "Nice tie."
He looks around and sees no one but the bartender at the other end of the bar.
He then hears a voice say, "I like your shirt, too."
He looks around again and sees no one but the bartender.
He calls the bartender over and says, "Look, I don't see anyone else here, but I could swear I just heard someone say, "Nice tie," and "I like your shirt, too."
The bartender smiles and says, "Oh, those are complimentary peanuts."
On the bar are bowls of the usual salty snacks, peanuts, chips, etc.
The bartender brings him his drink and steps away.
The guy hears a voice say, "Nice tie."
He looks around and sees no one but the bartender at the other end of the bar.
He then hears a voice say, "I like your shirt, too."
He looks around again and sees no one but the bartender.
He calls the bartender over and says, "Look, I don't see anyone else here, but I could swear I just heard someone say, "Nice tie," and "I like your shirt, too."
The bartender smiles and says, "Oh, those are complimentary peanuts."
Louise
"every little breeze..."
"every little breeze..."
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Cheers,
Chris
Cheers,
Chris
"Sorry, my tongue got in the way of my eye-tooth, and I couldn't see what I was saying..."
Come and assist Doctor Pangloss instruct the Baron in the proper use of his conjugals and declensions in our new play "The Heir At Law"
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Occasionally.
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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
One electron.
One electron.
"Sorry, my tongue got in the way of my eye-tooth, and I couldn't see what I was saying..."
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An electron walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"SonOfTheExiles wrote: ↑January 29th, 2021, 3:31 amWhat's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
One electron.
The electron says, "I'm trying to come out of my shell."
Truth exists for the wise, Beauty for a feeling heart: They belong to each other. - Beethoven
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2 Timothy 1:7. Look it up.
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I have some jokes that are so bad they actually get good ...
enjoy
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
I like to spend every day as if it's my last. Staying in bed and calling for a nurse to bring me more pudding.
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fssshh.
What did one dish say to the other? Dinner is on me!
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.
It's hard to teach kleptomaniacs humor. They take things so literally.
What are the biggest enemies of caterpillars? Dogerpillers.
What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? The guardians of the galaxy.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
enjoy

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
I like to spend every day as if it's my last. Staying in bed and calling for a nurse to bring me more pudding.
What do you call a fish with no eye? Fssshh.
What did one dish say to the other? Dinner is on me!
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.
It's hard to teach kleptomaniacs humor. They take things so literally.
What are the biggest enemies of caterpillars? Dogerpillers.
What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? The guardians of the galaxy.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.