Tell a joke

SonOfTheExiles · Post by **SonOfTheExiles** » March 3rd, 2021, 1:24 pm

It was reported today that a United States Mint employee had fallen into the printing presses.

He’s still sore but he looks like a million bucks.

JayKitty76 · Post by **JayKitty76** » March 3rd, 2021, 2:37 pm

ezwa wrote: ↑
March 2nd, 2021, 1:12 pm

SonOfTheExiles wrote: ↑
March 1st, 2021, 5:10 pm
If you get bored during lockdown, try finally learning the difference between your and you're.

Their, I finally said it.

But than, others should try to learn the difference between their and there.
:oP

Now that we’ve finally got that settled, it’s time too get back two recording.....

SonOfTheExiles · Post by **SonOfTheExiles** » March 3rd, 2021, 10:26 pm

Light is affected by gravity.

That's why it's easier to drop things in the dark.

GraceBuchanan · Post by **GraceBuchanan** » March 4th, 2021, 5:37 am

JayKitty76 wrote: ↑
March 3rd, 2021, 2:37 pm

ezwa wrote: ↑
March 2nd, 2021, 1:12 pm

SonOfTheExiles wrote: ↑
March 1st, 2021, 5:10 pm
If you get bored during lockdown, try finally learning the difference between your and you're.

Their, I finally said it.

But than, others should try to learn the difference between their and there.
:oP
Now that we’ve finally got that settled, it’s time too get back two recording.....

While spelling boars me to sleep, I need to lay down to sort things threw.

Bookworm360 · Post by **Bookworm360** » March 4th, 2021, 4:44 pm

Boy, who knew we had so many great comedians on staff? We should feature our talent in a podcast!

SonOfTheExiles · Post by **SonOfTheExiles** » March 4th, 2021, 5:24 pm

Bookworm360 wrote: ↑
March 4th, 2021, 4:44 pm
Boy, who knew we had so many great comedians on staff? We should feature our talent in a podcast!

Now you've got my feline theatrical agent (and sometime bookie) Bachelor Number One concerned that you're trying to muscle in on his podcast Special Guest Star action ...

https://librivox.org/uploads/xx-nonproject/bachelor_number_1.mp3

Cheers,
Chris

wib66 · Post by **wib66** » March 4th, 2021, 5:30 pm

One day, a police officer pulls a car over and sees the backseat is full of penguins. The officer tells the driver, “You can’t be doing this, you need to take these penguins to the zoo!”

The next day, the police officer pulls the same car over again, and says, “Hey! I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” The driver says, “I did, and today I’m taking them to the movies!”

wib66 · Post by **wib66** » March 4th, 2021, 5:33 pm

What do you call a cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese!

GraceBuchanan · Post by **GraceBuchanan** » March 5th, 2021, 8:09 am

SonOfTheExiles wrote: ↑
March 4th, 2021, 5:24 pm
Now you've got my feline theatrical agent (and sometime bookie) Bachelor Number One concerned that you're trying to muscle in on his podcast Special Guest Star action ...
https://librivox.org/uploads/xx-nonproject/bachelor_number_1.mp3

Cheers,
Chris

Thanks for the laughs!

Bookworm360 · Post by **Bookworm360** » March 9th, 2021, 6:28 pm

Arguing with your spouse is like trying to read a Terms of Use policy on the Internet. In the end, you just give up and go, “I agree.”

-Reader’s Digest

SonOfTheExiles · Post by **SonOfTheExiles** » March 10th, 2021, 1:57 am

Halfway through a PL today, I accidentally deleted the mp3 file.

Now I'll never hear the end of it.

Cheers,
Chris

SonOfTheExiles · Post by **SonOfTheExiles** » March 11th, 2021, 12:36 am

I've heard that in French dramatic productions of 'Dracula', they drive a baguette through the vampire's heart.

Painstaking, huh?

realisticspeakers · Post by **realisticspeakers** » March 11th, 2021, 12:41 am

SonOfTheExiles wrote: ↑
March 11th, 2021, 12:36 am
I've heard that in French dramatic productions of 'Dracula', they drive a baguette through the vampire's heart.

Painstaking, huh?

ouche

SonOfTheExiles · Post by **SonOfTheExiles** » March 14th, 2021, 2:26 am

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Cheers,
Chris

SonOfTheExiles · Post by **SonOfTheExiles** » March 25th, 2021, 12:35 am

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.