Oho! A challenge, eh? I only managed 26 books last year, so this is tricky!
Describe yourself:
Jude the Obscure (Hardy)
How do you feel:
Here Be Dragons! (Dennis McCarthy)
Describe where you currently live:
Dark Eden (Chris Beckett)
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
A Kingdom Far and Clear (Mark Helprin)
Your favourite form of transportation:
River of Stars (Guy Gavriel Kay)
Your best friend is:
Two Brothers (Ben Elton)
You and your friends are:
The Gods of Pegana (Lord Dunsany)
What’s the weather like:
Spillover (David Quammen)
You fear:
The Metamorphosis (Kafka)
What is the best advice you have to give:
Persuasion (Austen)
Thought for the day:
The Quantum Universe: Everything That Can Happen Does Happen (Brian Cox & Jeff Forshaw)
How you would like to die:
Portrait of the Writer: Literary Lives in Focus (Goffredo Fofi)
Your soul’s present condition:
The Trade Secret (Robert Newman, and incidentally the best book I read all year)